I feel sorry for people who don’t know me.

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What you think of me isn’t my headache. It’s yours!

I’m a simple girl but definitely not the type you can handle.

Simplicity is the best attitude anyone can adopt.

Beloved wife of a handsome guy and mom of two nuts.

I’m like a butterfly, pretty to see, hard to catch.

To err is human and I’m not an alien.

Long time ago I used to have a life until someone told me to create a Facebook account.

Lonely single, ready to mingle.

Fresher than you.

Hi there. I joined Facebook. Happy now?

I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

Love me? Great. Hate me? Even Better. Don’t know me? Don’t judge me!

Mr. Zuckerberg, this is my original Facebook account, please, don’t spy on me!

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